Tumblr contacted me today and said I violated the community guidelines by offering games for reblogs to promote the game.
I agree that such promotions are almost always lame. I even agree that mine was lame.
So they told me to delete it or change it to offering games to people who send me fan mail or something that totally won’t promote the game I am trying to promote or feed this nagging internal attention whore I carry around in my heart, or my account will be suspended and stuff.
So whatever you do, do not reblog this post containing a link to SUPERFIGHT, THE HILARIOUS NEW CARD GAME THAT WILL COST YOU ALL OF YOUR FRIENDSHIPS.
I will send five of the people who already reblogged that old horrible post a copy of the game and all the expansions, because I said I would.
Then I will send five more people the same thing after Sunday.
Just totally random people.
But not people who reblog this post.
So whatever you do, do not ever, ever, ever reblog this post.
Also: this might be the last post I’m allowed to post here.
If that is the case:
It has been my honor serving with you all.
It’s my blog and I’ll reblog if I want to.
Polish artist Sebastian Bieniek claims he doesn’t know the name of the woman he has been photographing for the last four months. He simply calls her DoubleFaced as she is always photographed with a second face drawn onto her own.
See the powerful (yet creepy) photo series.
(Photo: Sebastian Bieniek)
FIVE PEOPLE WHO REBLOG THIS BETWEEN NOW AND SUNDAY WILL BE RANDOMLY CHOSEN TO RECEIVE A FULL SET OF ALL 1100 SUPERFIGHT CARDS FROM THE PILE OF CARDS WHOSE BOXES GOT ALL MESSED UP ON THEIR WAY TO THE WAREHOUSE. YOU CAN WIN OUR TRASH! (No really, the cards are fine. So are the boxes. Just dings I didn’t want to ship.)
SUPERFIGHT HAS SOME NEW RULES, for those of you who missed it! Here they are:
Separate the white cards from the black cards.
Everyone draw three white cards and five black cards.
Pick a player to be the Ref of the first fight.
Ref: Draw a white card and two black cards from the decks, and place them on the table.
Let’s say it’s a T-Rex with a lightsaber who throws grenades. Two powers almost totally erased by those ornamental arms.
Okay, everyone else, there is your Opponent. Choose one white card and one black card from your hand as your Fighter to beat that T-Rex.
Let’s say you play a Samurai who can clone himself. That T-Rex is screwed.
Okay, Ref, now pick a direction, left or right.
Everyone then plays one black card on the player next to them in that direction, skipping the Ref.
This is when you get rid of the… less desirable… black cards. And this is your chance to really make some people angry. Do it. Make their flying kindergarten class afraid of heights. They deserve it. They locked your fire-breathing chimp in an antique diver’s helmet last round.
Now Ref, pick which Fighter would do the best against your Opponent. the Fighter you pick takes your white card as a Trophy.
(That self-cloning samurai had a fighting chance, but someone put him in a giant hamster ball.)
Argue with everyone else about why they lost (they’ll start the argument for you). Listen to them argue with each other. Laugh as friendships are permanently destroyed. This is the best part.
Now change Refs somehow and do it all again. Always have a hand of three white cards and five black cards.
Play until you are sick of playing, and whoever has the most Trophies wins.
Oh, and keep an eye on SuperfightGame.com for updates, news about new expansions, and all kinds of stuff!
Or buy a Superfight gift card for someone you hate!
Thanks to Eclectic Gamer for the rule suggestion! And to the entire Superfight community for thinking of new ways to play and hate each other!
I just reblogged myself! I hope I win!